SMART BOY!!!
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was
having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked,
"Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart
for the first Grade.
My sister is in the
third grade and I'm smarter
than she is ! I think I
should be in the
third-grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough.
She took Johnny to
the principal's office.
While Johnny waited in the outer office,
the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Brooks he
would give the boy a
test and if he
failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first
grade and behave.
She agreed. Johnny was brought
in and the conditions
were explained to
him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36".
And so it went with every question
the principal thought a third-grade
should know.The principal looks
at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think
Johnny can go to the third-grade."
Ms Brooks: says to the principal,
"Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agree.
Ms Brooks: asks,
"What does a cow have four of that
I have only two of?
Johnny:, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants
that you have but
I do not have?"
Johnny: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: What starts with
a C and ends with a T
is hairy,oval,and
delicious and
contains thin whitish liquid?
Johnny: Coconut
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and
pink then comes out
soft and sticky?
The
principal's eyes open really
wide and before he
could stop the
answer,
But Johnny was taking charge.
Johnny: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do
standing up, a woman
does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really
wide and before he
could stop the
answer...
Johnny: Shake hands.
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some
"Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie
me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
Johnny: Tent.
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me
when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless
and a bit tense.
Johnny: Wedding Ring.
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I
drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Johnny: Nose.
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates. I
come with a
quiver.
Johnny: Arrow.
Ms Brooks: What word starts with
'F' and ends in 'K'
that means a lot
of heat and excitement?
Johnny: Fire truck.
The principal breathed a sigh of
relief and said to
the teacher,"Send
Johnny to University, I
got the last ten questions
wrong myself!"
The Digital Metamorphosis of a Shuttered Butterfly! 